Scots of Bohemia

This blog is a dump site for my creative explorations. All doodles are done during 50 minute class periods. All work is my own unless otherwise specified, so please don't steal it (feel free to reblog it though) Also Feel free to comment if you like something, or if you don't, I'd love criticism too...
theprofdrinks:

tillhumanvoiceswakeus-andwedrown:

3 FLOYDS GIVEAWAY!!!!!
Hey guys! I’m going to be giving away 3 awesome beers PLUS 3 to be determined extras to one awesome person who Likes and Reblogs this post!
I’m giving away:3 Floyds- Backmasking3 Floyds- Barrel Aged Moloko bottle 40/14323 Floyds- Topless WytchPLUS 3 to be determined extras!
I will be drawing a user randomly who Likes and Reblogs this post by 12:00am (Midnight) EST Monday, October 27, 2014. (You may enter until 11:59pm on Sunday, October 26).
There are TWO RULES:
Rules:
To enter, you MUST reside in the continental United States. I will not ship elsewhere, sorry!
You MUST be 21 years or older to enter. I will require a photo of your face with you holding your VALID drivers license, state issued ID, or passport upon winning. You may black out all information except photo, name, expiration date, and birth date. I’m trying to keep this legit. 
If you are over 21, live in the continental United States, and are interested in winning some awesome beers, go ahead and Like and Reblog this post!
I will announce the winner at 5pm EST Tuesday, October 28, 2014. If you win, I will PM you to get your age verification and shipping information!
THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE WINNER DRAWN COMPLETELY RANDOMLY. GOOD LUCK!

Maybe it’ll be me this time…

theprofdrinks:

tillhumanvoiceswakeus-andwedrown:

3 FLOYDS GIVEAWAY!!!!!

Hey guys! I’m going to be giving away 3 awesome beers PLUS 3 to be determined extras to one awesome person who Likes and Reblogs this post!

I’m giving away:
3 Floyds- Backmasking
3 Floyds- Barrel Aged Moloko bottle 40/1432
3 Floyds- Topless Wytch
PLUS 3 to be determined extras!

I will be drawing a user randomly who Likes and Reblogs this post by 12:00am (Midnight) EST Monday, October 27, 2014. (You may enter until 11:59pm on Sunday, October 26).

There are TWO RULES:

Rules:

To enter, you MUST reside in the continental United States. I will not ship elsewhere, sorry!

You MUST be 21 years or older to enter. I will require a photo of your face with you holding your VALID drivers license, state issued ID, or passport upon winning. You may black out all information except photo, name, expiration date, and birth date. I’m trying to keep this legit. 

If you are over 21, live in the continental United States, and are interested in winning some awesome beers, go ahead and Like and Reblog this post!

I will announce the winner at 5pm EST Tuesday, October 28, 2014. If you win, I will PM you to get your age verification and shipping information!

THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE WINNER DRAWN COMPLETELY RANDOMLY. GOOD LUCK!

Maybe it’ll be me this time…

adamdrinksbeer:

tillhumanvoiceswakeus-andwedrown:

STOUT GIVEAWAY!!!!
Hey guys! I’m going to be giving away THREE STOUTS to one lucky person who Likes and Reblogs this post!
I’m giving away the following:
Black Note Stout from Bell’sMexican Cake from Westbrook2010 vintage World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head
I will be drawing a user randomly who Likes and Reblogs this post by 12:00am (Midnight) EST Wednesday, June 11, 2014. (You may enter until 11:59pm on Tuesday, June 10, 2014). 
There are TWO RULES: 
To enter, you MUST reside in the continental United States. I will not ship elsewhere, sorry!
You MUST be 21 years or older to enter. I will require a photo of your face with you holding your VALID drivers license, state issued ID, or passport upon winning. You may black out all information except photo, name, expiration date, and birth date. I’m trying to keep this legit. 
If you’re over 21, live in the continental US, and are interested in winning some awesome stouts, go ahead and Like and Reblog this post!
I will announce the winner at 12:00pm EST Wednesday, June 11, 2014. If you win, I will PM you to get your age verification and shipping information! 
THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE WINNER DRAWN COMPLETELY RANDOMLY. GOOD LUCK!

May the gods smile upon me! MMmmmm Cake.

Cake. I like cake.

adamdrinksbeer:

tillhumanvoiceswakeus-andwedrown:

STOUT GIVEAWAY!!!!

Hey guys! I’m going to be giving away THREE STOUTS to one lucky person who Likes and Reblogs this post!

I’m giving away the following:

Black Note Stout from Bell’s
Mexican Cake from Westbrook
2010 vintage World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head

I will be drawing a user randomly who Likes and Reblogs this post by 12:00am (Midnight) EST Wednesday, June 11, 2014. (You may enter until 11:59pm on Tuesday, June 10, 2014). 

There are TWO RULES: 

To enter, you MUST reside in the continental United States. I will not ship elsewhere, sorry!

You MUST be 21 years or older to enter. I will require a photo of your face with you holding your VALID drivers license, state issued ID, or passport upon winning. You may black out all information except photo, name, expiration date, and birth date. I’m trying to keep this legit. 

If you’re over 21, live in the continental US, and are interested in winning some awesome stouts, go ahead and Like and Reblog this post!

I will announce the winner at 12:00pm EST Wednesday, June 11, 2014. If you win, I will PM you to get your age verification and shipping information! 

THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE WINNER DRAWN COMPLETELY RANDOMLY. GOOD LUCK!

May the gods smile upon me! MMmmmm Cake.

Cake. I like cake.

An Update on Where I’ve Been

Hello Neglected Viewers of this Blog,

It has been quite sometime since I said anything on here… Sorry. I’ve been overcome by other projects and life and stuff. The good news is that there is a blog with lots of my writing (and some of my illustrations) on the internet again. The bad news is it is not this blog.

A good friend of mine and I are trying to begin an online magazine of weird fiction. The magazine is called Wyrd Magazine (because clever names suck) and is available on Wordpress, and on an auxiliary site here on Tumblr! (Yes, I know we all hate having to click something to actually read a post, but that is how it has worked out for this magazine thus far, sorry).

I am currently writing The Imbibers serialized story, all about drinking magic and such, while my friend Tyler is telling the fairy/christian mythology influenced Wicken Tales. We have high hopes that we will not be the only two posting on Wyrd Magazine, and with that in mind I would encourage any folks writing strange weird things to check out our submissions page and send us some of your work! We’d love to read it and work with you to publish it on our page! Email us at wyrdsubmissions@gmail.com

As far as the Haiku story goes, that is on indefinite hiatus, but might be a nice fit on Wyrd Magazine, and may eventually find its way in as yet another serialized story/poem.

If you are really hankering for more of my writing (no matter the sort) I am still quite active on Tumblr over at Beer in my Belly where I review and rant about craft beer and such.

To conclude, for the time being, Scots of Bohemia is a dormant/defunct blog that is now mainly functioning as my Tumblr profile/name. I thank you all for following me, and realize most of you that were following me don’t even remember why at this point. Cheers to all, and please follow my other two blogs! Beer in my Belly and Wyrd Magazine are both pretty neat.

Take care folks.

Haiku Hiatus/ Where are the Doodles!?!

Hey All,

Sorry for my extended hiatus, I’ve been on internship this semester and my other blog has been taking up a lot of time.  As some may have noticed, I occasionally post beer reviews on this blog by mistake every now and again… This is because I also am running the blog BEER IN MY BELLY which is an awesome blog about the beer I drink, the places I drink it, and my ruminations on the craft beer world.  For all of you that followed the Beer in My Belly blog and were like “Why the fuck didn’t this guy follow me back?” And then were followed by this random haiku and doodle blog, this is why.  Tumblr wont let me follow anyone under the Beer in My Belly moniker.  That is just a blog i guess, but the Scotts of Bohemia is also Beer in My Belly, so if you are followed/liked by one you are follow/liked by the other.  

I apologize for my hiatus on this blog. I do have some doodles up and running, I just need to get to a scanner, so I apologize for that.  As far as the haiku story goes, I’m not quite sure when that will start up again.  I know its only one haiku a day, but I’m kind of swamped with writing stuff right now. I promise to continue it, it just may take awhile is all.  Until then, cheers, beers, and all that! Check out my other blog if you still want a weekly dose of me.

Sincerely,

The Owner of this Blog

Alfonso shuddered.

His skin sparked with electrycal 

pulses of blue lightning

Smothering her hand

With the thick and oozing substance,

She smeared it upon him

She clucked at the wounds

And grabbed up a jar of salve

From a shelf near by.

Welts like cracked ice

Spidered across his body

Oozing blood and puss

She moved him onto 

A modest bed and removed

His clothes to check his wounds

"I suppose it feels

Too good…” The woman mumbled,

While smiling down at him.